19 People Share The Most NSFW Thing They've Seen At A Party
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Friend hired a prostitute for his bday party and she proceeded to bang any guy who wanted it. None of them even knew, they all thought she was some chick who was visiting from Georgia. They still tell the story like she wasn’t a prostitute.
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A stripper whipping my boss with his own belt. I was 15, and this was a McDonald’s staff party. The stripper was perfectly normal, not Mayor McCheese or some other nightmarish Maccas character. This wasn’t a strip club, it was held at an employees house as the franchisee forbade us from using the store or hiring an actual venue. Some of the older guys booked her as it had been his birthday recently and he had just worked. We were all drinking, and as she was a private hire nobody got ID’d. Also, you can work at 14 where I live (Australia) and work is exactly what I did.
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When I was still in college, I was at a sorority party with my then-girlfriend. A woman (probably a freshman) was on the floor. Ass up, pants and panties to her ankles, funnel in her ass and people were pouring shots in her asshole. I was too high, drunk and stupid back then to realize that this could easily have killed her and I just left the room with my gf. Had this happened today, I definitely wouldve intervened, but back then I was just like “woah dude..” She lived, so it’s all good.
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Watched a guy lose at beer pong and get mad enough that he turned around and punched the first thing he could land his hand on…which turned out to be a window. In the movies, if you break a window, you don’t get hurt. In real life, if you slam your fist through a window, the falling glass cuts you so deep you practically amputate your own hand. There was so much blood that we thought that was what happened. We thought he sliced his hand off. One of the sober partiers rushed him to the hospital while the rest of us just left because the scene involved so much blood and gore that none of us even wanted to party anymore. He ended up ok. Has a gnarly scar for the rest of his life, but at least he didn’t actually lose his hand.
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Back in high school, friend had an open house and threw a party, uncle came to “check on us”, and we found him smelling a girls vomit in the bathroom and playing with himself…. That’s one fucked up fetish.
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At a party in a huge house on the lake that had a second living room upstairs, walking up the stairs I can hear all this commotion going on. As I enter the room there is this guy smashing a chick on the couch, doggy style, right there in front of everyone. He was getting high fives from other guys and people were just standing around watching and cheering. Well a few years later, I get married and at Thanksgiving dinner with my in-laws when my brother in-law brings his new girlfriend to meet the family. You guessed it, it was her, same girl that was getting smashed on the couch. Well, he ended up getting married to this girl and now every time I see them at a family get together all I can see is the image from that night at the lake.
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Happened at my house. Girl came over, got wayyyy too drunk took off all her clothes and started masturbating on my stairs and then on the couch and then back on my stairs. Then she fell down said stairs.we tried putting her to bed before all this went doe. But she kept coming back out, each time with less and less clothes on. Eventually we all just kinda ignored her and let her do her thing.
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I was at a halloween party in the last year of high school, where two friends of mine had a threesome with a girl in the bathtub while one other girl watched. That’s how my friend lost his virginity.
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Dude ran to the bathroom, yelled “I gotta shit!” then pulled his pants down, sat his ass on the toilet, and puked on the floor in front of him. Realizing his mistake, he stood up, faced the toilet to puke, and shat on the floor behind him.
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Watched a girl drink a beer bottle full of piss. My friend thought it would be hilarious to piss in a bottle and put it in the fridge. A girl who was smashed picked it out the fridge and then drank some. She shouted “THIS TASTES LIKE PISS” then proceeded to take another sip. Never drink an open bottle of beer left in the fridge at a party people!
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I’ve been to a couple of parties where a few people decided it would be a good idea to throw decorum to the wind and start fucking in the backyard. Most of us gathered round to watch, but on one occasion, a few others joined in.
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Someone did a bump of coke in the bathroom, then took off all his clothes and ran around the house. The reason why the police were called was because this was at a 13-year-olds birthday party.
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Had an outside party at an old house of mine where a rando passed out on his side in the middle of the driveway. The 8 or so friends he’d come with all let him sleep and the party continued around him. Eventually someone yells my name and points at the passed out fella who’s managed to get his dick out and start peeing while still on his side. At this point everyone outside has stopped what they were doing to gasp at this turn of events. After a while he begins to slowly lean backwards and the arc of piss gradually goes higher and higher into the air. Finally he makes it all the way onto his back and the angle of his pecker is just right so that the remaining piss hits him right between the eyes. Half the party was disgusted and unimpressed, but the rest had plenty to bond over for the rest of the night.
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Final year of high school, at a party where everyone was really wasted. Like, the stupid drunk you got before you understood limits. Anyone one girl couldn’t handle it anymore, so she pulled her jeans down and started masturbating on the couch in front of everyone. Was dark and I don’t know if everyone really noticed (wasn’t like those videos where everyone stands around cheering) but then the dad who owned the place walked in and it got kind of awkward… Good party!
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Some dude passed out in the corner of this apartment party and there was a dude crouched over him trying his hardest to shit on his head. he couldn’t do it so nothing happened but i wondered if i should have told the passed out guy what he tried to do, but then again, if someone tried to shit on my head when i was passed out i wouldn’t want to know about it.
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Went to a topless party in college, as in a party where guys and girls were shirtless. After doing a jello shot off of a stranger’s boobs, I told my friends a few doors down about the party. They arrived just as most of the girls went into a backroom to get high, and a big bearded man decided to show off his Jacob’s ladder by making it a bottomless party. My friends didn’t trust me for a while after that.
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A girl was proud that she could fit a 1.25L coke bottle in her vagina. Everyone was like “Yeah, cool. That’s kind of weird to tell everyone” and everyone carries on. About 3 hours later everyone is fucked up and the party is getting a bit weird – some people had taken acid, some had dropped some mdma caps, some were smoking weed, standard stuff. This girl is off her face on mdma and is adamant about wanting to show everyone how cavernous her vagina is. So she takes her skirt off, and readied herself, then proceeds to put a 1.25L coke bottle half way inside herself. Everyone was shocked but fascinated. She was so proud. She wasn’t so proud the following week at school when everyone called her Cola Candice.
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