19 People Life Decided to Take a Crap On

1. “Tried to kill a fly with a palm strike and broke a window. The fly got away.”

2. “At 10ft my beloved cable could reach anything but Sully’s heart.”

3. “Stuck in a parking space because my brother in-law set his Tesla do a software update at 10:30 pm.”

4. “The ‘S’ came off these swim trunks.”

5. “After 3 flat tires, we finally decided to investigate the gravel and grass near the driveway for nails…”

6. “PS5 controller started cooking whilst charging.”

7. “Pizza night was supposed to be the cure for a bad week… Guess not”

8. “I was biking home after the sunset and fell into a pit.”

9. “Just found this at a train station. Someone will be very desperate..”

10. “Forgot to Strap it Down?”

11. “I ordered two 1kg Chocolate Bunnies from the UK.”

12. “Dropped the blender after making a smoothie.”

13. “the bag ripped in the back of my car”

14. “Just had Satan’s moustache crawl across my face when I was trying to go to sleep. My skin is crawling.”

15. “My first day off after working 14 days straight the power company is doing a planned outage.”

16. “Promised my son we would go see Mount Rushmore.”

17. “Cat sat on my damp custom pottery order.”

18. “My sister is borrowing my car and pissed someone off because she kept parking in the handicapped parking space. So they keyed my car in retaliation.”

19. “My graduation photo.”