1. How my family takes the news of opening presents
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2. How I take the news of opening presents
3. When a hot, older lady asks you if you want to dance
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4. Upon hearing the news of Beiber's retirement
5. When I didn' t get a PS4 for Christmas
6. When someone on ebaums defends me in the comment section
7. Seeing an ugly chick from high school that is now super hot
8. Watching the last 20 minutes of 'It's A Wonderful Life'
9. To all the shoppers this year who were assholes
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10. When you realize that you left a price tag on a present you just wrapped
11. When my girlfriend asks me to smile naturally for our Christmas photo
12. Going to the mall with a chick and after 3 hours, she still hasn't gotten anything
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13. A clean, no-wipe, one push dump in the morning
14. Waking up to see something you uploaded feeched on the main page
15. When my buddies start saying what they would do to my sister
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16. When the pizza guy rings the doorbell
17. When my ex texts me to say I'm a piece of shit
18. When my girlfriend says we have to go to her parents house this week
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19. When responding to criticism in the comment section
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