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18 Would You Rather Questions Nearly Impossible to Answer

The age-old game of would you rather have had people pondering life's most important questions. We went to r/AskReddit and found the best questions that are impossible to answer because either one would be a disaster. There's nothing better than getting together at a party and questioning your friend's decision-making.

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Would you rather have the ability to effortlessly run at 100 mph, or fly at 10 mph? u/MyGoodFriendJon

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Would you rather work longer hours or deal with unruly customers? u/Exctmonk

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Would you rather never enjoy music again, or never enjoy food again? u/rocketsnail1000

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Would you rather have denim skin, or live in a bag of milk? u/HorseGirl666

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Would you rather poop a pineapple or pee a grape? u/Slothnazi

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Have a thousand cuts all over your body and jump in a bath on lemon juice or have a tooth pick under your big toe nail and kick a wall? u/IsItItIs

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Would you rather eat a spoonful of ice cream that tastes like shit or a cappuccino spoon of shit that tastes like ice cream? u/[deleted]

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Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? u/HowardBass

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Would you rather drink a glass of someone else’s spit or someone else’s sweat? u/buttsofglory

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Would you rather know how you are going to die or when you are going to die? u/Healthy_Mycologist37

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Would you rather have 4 hands or 4 feet? u/Deriniere

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Would you rather be burned to death or drowned? u/drvic59

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Would you rather have super speed but only backwards or be able to teleport but it’s completely random and you have no say in where you go? u/TooYoungToBeThisOld1

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Would you rather eat raw chicken wings or chicken wings seasoned with bear mace? u/ValentineIce

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Would you rather have to pay for everything in pennies or have to use a pogo stick as your only method of transportation. This includes walking; if you want to get up off the couch to go get a bag of chips from the pantry, you have to pogo there. u/drallafi

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Would you rather fight 1 duck the size of a horse or 100 horses the size of ducks? u/riphitter

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Fluent in all languages or master of every instrument? u/sullymcsulsul

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Would you rather own a dog with human hands or a cat with a human face? u/314edpiper

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Would you rather be constantly sticky all over your entire body, forever. Or constantly itchy all over your entire body, forever? u/MaritimeMartian

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Would you rather start WW3 or spread an uncurable plague? u/Sorry_Imagination_71

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