18 Totally Inappropriate Ways To Get In The Holiday Spirit

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Set up your custom nativity scene.

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Make a festive cross stitch.

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Wear a cheesy Christmas outfit. Or part of one anyway.

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Drink some hot cocoa out of your favorite holiday mug.

5.

Visit your local mall's festive pooping statue.

6.

Put up some romantic reindeer lights.

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And/or a reindeer hunting scene.

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Or you could send out a card to wish friends and family a "merry f***ing Xmas."

9.

Make sure Santa isn't hungry.

10.

Put on your best sweater.

11.

Guys too!

12.

Book a photo shoot to capture why Christmas is special to you.

13.

Ever seen Bad Santa?

14.

Get your elf on a shelf in a box.

15.

You'll have to tell your kids the truth about Santa somehow.

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Find your husband or boyfriend a gift he will definitely like.

17.

Adorn your tree from tip to trunk in beautiful holiday boobs.

18.

All aboard the holiday train!