18 Things to Say During a Funeral, and Sex

figgyPudding Published 08/10/2022

Typically, people don't get confused as to where they are when it comes to funerals and sex. They are pretty different places to be after all. However, just in case you find yourself someplace, utterly confused as to whether the sheets over your face are from a bed or a veil, we've got you covered in the conversation department, curtesy of AskReddit.

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Oh God!

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“I’m sorry, were you close?”

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"I'm glad you came."

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“Quiet sobbing…”

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“I wish I had more time with you.”

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“It was good while it lasted.”

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“It’s too painful.”

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“Please, no cameras.”

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“Thank you for coming.”

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“It happened way too soon.”

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“I am so sorry.”

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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It was a stroke that finished him off.

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“This has made me realize I must take better care of myself.”

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“It was just so unexpected.”

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Do you need a tissue?

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I didn’t realize the whole family were going to be here.

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“It’s just a lot to handle.”

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