18 Heavenly Snacks for Devouring When We're Drunk and/or High

1.

Buffalo Chicken Dip - Hot sauce, ranch, cream cheese, shredded cheese, shredded chicken. Toss it all in the crockpot on low until bubbly. Good to go.

2.

Charcuterie Board - The most adult thing on this list.

3.

Beer Cheese - Because you can never have too much beer.

4.

Chicken Sandwich - Nothing better drunk or high than a greasy fast food chicken sammie.

5.

Cheesecake - When I'm high I develop a sweet tooth. So cheesecake delivered is usually pretty clutch.

6.

Frito Twists BBQ Flavor - It's got to be BBQ for me. Stoned-me could probably eat a full gas station's worth of Frito Twists.

7.

Guacamole - Here's my recipe, you'll thank me later. 3 avocados, lime juice (TBL), red onion (1/4 cup), 1 serrano pepper, salt and pepper (1/2 tsp), half of a tomato, sprinkle of cumin, dash of chili powder.

8.

Heluva Good French Onion Dip - Hands down the best french onion dip out there. Chips, pretzels, crackers. You name it, you can probably dip it.

9.

Grandma's Brand Cookies - Try not to look too stoned when you're searching for these at your local 7/11.

10.

Gas Station Hot Dogs - The smell alone could cure the common munchies. Just order 3 or 4 of these to go, and have yourself a night.

11.

Haribo Gummi Bears - The only brand of gummi bears I'll eat.

12.

White Castle Burgers - Stereotypical? Yes. Delicious nonetheless? Yup. Based on experience, I wouldn't suggest eating White Castle when you aren't on some sort of drug.

13.

Nachos with Cheese - Microwavable nacho cheese can be found at basically any supermarket or gas station. No excuse not to take advantage of such a delicious, convenient snack.

14.

Popcorn - Roll a joint, throw on a movie, make up some popcorn. I prefer buttered with some Old Bay seasoning. Just kicks up your popcorn game a bit.

15.

Mozzarella Sticks - Drunk or high these bad boys are your best friend. Dependable, easy to make, easy to have delivered.

16.

Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers - These take a bit of prep work, but are totally worth it. Bacon, garlic/herb cream cheese, shredded cheddar, jalapeno peppers, ranch dressing for dipping. Throw them in the oven. All set.

17.

Digiorno Pizza - Old reliable. Craving pizza but too high to wait for delivery? Pop one of these frozen discs into the oven and get after it.

18.

Zapp's Voodoo Chips - If you've never had Zapp's I don't know what to tell you. Buy a bag.