18 Crazy Things You Can Buy Online Right Now

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Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens so you can take photos of your neighborhood. Available here.

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A Japanese puzzle from Hell. When you've done every other puzzle and also hate yourself. Let the torture begin here.

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Imperial Spherificator makes most any food into tiny little edibile spheres. Impress your friends here!

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Pro II Air To Water Generator for when you need air that's actually water. Brace for the apocalypse here.

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At a 142db, this is the loudest whistle you can legally own. *Whewwheeeewww* Buy one and scare children here.

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Turn your normal dog into a much cooler dog with the werewolf muzzle here.

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A dang electric mountain bike. Make climbing mountains on wheels a bit easier here.

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Alcohol vaporizing pump will be getting you friends drunker at a party near you. Get lit here.

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A garden igloo. Throw stones in glass houses here.

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Nothing. Yeah that's right: nothing. You can buy nothing on the internet here.

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The only appropriate phone to give to your children. Merry Christmas, Billy. Buy it here.

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The world's most thrilling costume. You have until Halloween to click here.

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$100 bill rolling papers. Blaze it here.

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Light up car stickers that bump with your music. Bump it up here

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A 40 Foot tiny home that you can actually buy on the internet. What's you excuse for not buying one here?

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The world's smallest violin. Sarcastically play off your friends here.

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The world's largest backyard slip'n'slide. Get wet downhill here.

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An indoor cloud. For when you want a cloud indoors. You can actually buy one right here.