18 Awesome Things You Want

1.

299.95 at wickedlasers.com... The most powerful laser on the market!

2.

115.39 on amazon.com... Suit pajamas made of silk

3.

851.90 on amazon.com... Deglon Meeting Knife set

4.

339.99 on amazon.com... Marshall amplifier fridge

5.

14.99 on amazon.com... Offensive business cards

6.

14.99 on vat19.com... Magnetic putty

7.

60.00 on amazon.com... 24k gold rolling papers

8.

16.75 on amazon.com... Gallium metal that melts at body temperature

9.

33.00 on amazon.com... Sex Panther Cologne

10.

23.95 on amazon.com... Checkers shot glass drinking game

11.

65.00 on brewmeister.co.uk... The world's strongest beer at 65 percent alcohol

12.

6.95 on kleargear.com... Sleep safe tape... AKA pretend you're awake tape

13.

10.50 on etsy.com... 6 made-to-order solar system lollypops

14.

22.93 on amazon.com... Pixel mouse

15.

9.99 on store.baconsalt.com... Bacon condoms. Flavored and patterned

16.

29.99 on amazon.com... Dick towel from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

17.

30.00 on pillowmob.com... Customized face pillows

18.

Between 16 and 50 on shitsenders.com... Send animal shit to someone you hate... Cow shit, gorilla shit, or elephant shit... Dead serious.