Unrealistic Movie Tropes That Annoy the Hell Out of People
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Fight scenes with multiple attackers. They're all so polite, waiting for their friends to get their ass kicked before engaging. In reality you get jumped by everyone at the same time.
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Doctors doing everything in medical settings. Scanning the patient, setting up IV’s, interpreting brain MRI’s. Nurses who? Radiographers what?
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Good guy jumps behind some furniture and the bad guys unloads 1000 rounds into it and none of them go through. What the f**k is that couch made of!?
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Someone being hit in the head, loses consciousness, and two minutes later getting up as if nothing happened.
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10 trained soldiers with automatic weapons, a couple of snipers and a helicopter gunship are all shooting at the fleeing heroes. The only thing they manage to hit is the ground just behind their feet.
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When people order food in a restaurant and then leave before it arrives. At least get it to go.
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In fires nobody dies of smoke inhalation. They’ll be in there for ages, merrily chatting away, coughing, miraculous escape (lifting a burning beam out the way maybe), they get outside and are fine! Maybe a smudge of soot on the face and a cough then on their merry way.
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Gunfire indoors or inside cars and everyone can hear fine afterwards Big explosions that throw people around but have no shrapnel Windows that can be jumped through without shredding your skin People traversing through air ducts
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Cop looking at blurry CCTV image Cop: “Can you clean up the image?” Nerd: “Sure, computer enhance sector theta 6” crystal clear image appears on screen Cop: “Oh my god”
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LOOK AT THE ROAD WHEN YOU DRIVE! Even if you speak with your passenger, you do not look at him for 5s !
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Action movies where the good guy's car gets rammed or gets in bad wreck and it's still driveable and the airbag doesn't deploy.
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Every kid in a movie has to be a genius for some reason. They cant just be a normal 10 year old. They also always own a rubiks cube.
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(Unless it’s a gag in the plot) no one ever has to go to the bathroom. Like does Captain America ever take a poop?
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