You ever read the book Little Women? I haven't either, but if the ladies in that novel took some cues from these clever gals, they probably wouldn't have been stuck being so little all the time.

What we got here is a collection of texts, Tweets, and posts from women who prove there's always more than one way to skin a cat. (Although probably best if you don't go around skinning random cats. It just seems cruel.)

Maybe these women have extra gray matter in their brains that makes them see the world a little differently. Maybe they just had some really funny role models growing up. Either way, they're here and they're entertaining.

Some of their antics seem less smart than others, but that's just how things go sometimes. Any bit of genius always comes with a side order of crazy.

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