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16 Historical Sexual Insults That are Just Plain Savage

Historical slang dissing your wang.

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An Old English Word For The Worst Kind Of Whore. On the opposite end of the spectrum from high-class call girls.

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Dark Cully – Victorian Term For A Man Who Only Visits His Mistress At Night. That two-timing bastard only goes to see her at night anyway.

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19th-Century British Zinger, Similar To Calling Someone A P*ssy. Literally meant a whimpering vagina.

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In Old French, A Woman With A Naughty Reputation

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Australian For 'Extremely Gay' From The Early 1900s. Someone who very much prefers penises.

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Victorian For Really Nasty Prostitute. An extra-nasty corner hoe.

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Old English For Son Of A Prostitute

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Shakespeare's Way Of Calling Someone An Adulterer. she's the town pony – everyone gets a ride.

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Viking Burn For Implying Another Man Was Raped

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In Victorian England, The Lover Of A Villain Or Gangster. A ride-or-die chick.

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In The 1800s, A Woman Who Was Either Promiscuous Or A Prostitute

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1800s Term For Someone Who Is Either Too Young Or Too Old For Sex

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1800s Phrase For A Prostitute Who Worked The Countryside. These may have gone extinct.

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Coined By Shakespeare & Used By Pirates, A Very Sexually Active Woman Or Prostitute. Always swipes right on Tinder.

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Victorian Term For A Part-Time Or Amateur Prostitute. She works as a stripper at night to pay for college.

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Old English For Impotent. He just can't get it up.

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