16 Gadgets that will Make Sh*tty Mornings Easier
4.
An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise.
Buy one here. (Model that simulates a girlfriend not included)
6.
A tracking device that won’t let you lose your keys or wallet again.
Don't lose the link to buy one here, you forgetful son of a bitch.
8.
A personal sleep manager that monitors your brainwaves and figures out when it’s the best time for you to wake up.
Get it right here, sleepyhead.
9.
A heated bed table or "Kotatsu" if you want to eat breakfast without getting up.
Get a version of one here for $127.90, and become the lazy breakfast eater you always knew you could be.
11.
A sandwich maker that cooks a perfect breakfast in 5 minutes.
It'll take you less than a minute to buy one here for $19.18.
14.
An alarm that helps you let off some steam by shooting it.
Pull the trigger on this bad boy here.
16.
A Tovolo pancake pen that turn breakfast into a chance to unleash your dark creative energies.
Open that pandora's box here
17.
A bedroom rug that forces you to stand up before it starts bugging you.
Enter a personal Saw-like morning hell of your own design here.
18.
A waterproof speaker that allows you to listen to your favorite music when taking a shower.
Buy the speaker here. Buy the music wherever Bhad Bhabie albums are sold.
21.
A pancake maker that helps you cook perfect eggs and pancakes.
Become the professional three Michelin star chef you always knew you could be here.
22.
A voice-activated assistant that can answer any of your morning questions. Such as "Am I loved?" "Will I get feeched today?" and "Why haven't I bought an amazon spot already for $129.99 right here. "
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