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16 Gadgets that will Make Sh*tty Mornings Easier

These will give you a head start in the morning.

1.

A brewing alarm that allows you to have a cup of coffee without leaving your bed

2.

A voice-activated assistant that can answer any of your questions

3.

An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise

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4.

An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise.

Buy one here. (Model that simulates a girlfriend not included)

5.

Super portable coffee maker and mug.

Minimize your life starting here.

6.

A tracking device that won’t let you lose your keys or wallet again.

Don't lose the link to buy one here, you forgetful son of a bitch.

7.

A toothbrush that shows the spots you’ve missed.

Buy it here and get your mouth right.

8.

A personal sleep manager that monitors your brainwaves and figures out when it’s the best time for you to wake up.

Get it right here, sleepyhead.

9.

A heated bed table or "Kotatsu" if you want to eat breakfast without getting up.

Get a version of one here for $127.90, and become the lazy breakfast eater you always knew you could be.

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10.

An alarm clock that runs away from you.

Don't let it run away from you at $39.99 here.

11.

A sandwich maker that cooks a perfect breakfast in 5 minutes.

It'll take you less than a minute to buy one here for $19.18.

12.

A brush that can cleanse your face in one minute.

Clean up your nasty visage right here.

13.

A pillow that wakes you up with light and nature sounds

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14.

An alarm that helps you let off some steam by shooting it.

Pull the trigger on this bad boy here.

15.

A helicopter alarm that flies in the air when ringing.

Buy it here for $15.99.

16.

A Tovolo pancake pen that turn breakfast into a chance to unleash your dark creative energies.

Open that pandora's box here

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17.

A bedroom rug that forces you to stand up before it starts bugging you.

Enter a personal Saw-like morning hell of your own design here.

18.

A waterproof speaker that allows you to listen to your favorite music when taking a shower.

Buy the speaker here. Buy the music wherever Bhad Bhabie albums are sold.

19.

A compact coffee maker that is always available

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20.

An ultra-quiet hairdryer that won’t wake up your family members

21.

A pancake maker that helps you cook perfect eggs and pancakes.

Become the professional three Michelin star chef you always knew you could be here.

22.

A voice-activated assistant that can answer any of your morning questions. Such as "Am I loved?" "Will I get feeched today?" and "Why haven't I bought an amazon spot already for $129.99 right here. "

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23.

An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise.
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