16 Gadgets that will Make Sh*tty Mornings Easier
solidsnake4545 Published 05/18/2018
These will give you a head start in the morning.
1. An alarm clock that simulates a sunrise.
Buy one here. (Model that simulates a girlfriend not included)
Buy one here. (Model that simulates a girlfriend not included)
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3. A tracking device that won’t let you lose your keys or wallet again.
Don't lose the link to buy one here, you forgetful son of a bitch.
Don't lose the link to buy one here, you forgetful son of a bitch.
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5. A personal sleep manager that monitors your brainwaves and figures out when it’s the best time for you to wake up.
Get it right here, sleepyhead.
Get it right here, sleepyhead.
6. A heated bed table or "Kotatsu" if you want to eat breakfast without getting up.
Get a version of one here for $127.90, and become the lazy breakfast eater you always knew you could be.
Get a version of one here for $127.90, and become the lazy breakfast eater you always knew you could be.
8. A sandwich maker that cooks a perfect breakfast in 5 minutes.
It'll take you less than a minute to buy one here for $19.18.
It'll take you less than a minute to buy one here for $19.18.
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10. An alarm that helps you let off some steam by shooting it.
Pull the trigger on this bad boy here.
Pull the trigger on this bad boy here.
12. A Tovolo pancake pen that turn breakfast into a chance to unleash your dark creative energies.
Open that pandora's box here
Open that pandora's box here
13. A bedroom rug that forces you to stand up before it starts bugging you.
Enter a personal Saw-like morning hell of your own design here.
Enter a personal Saw-like morning hell of your own design here.
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14. A waterproof speaker that allows you to listen to your favorite music when taking a shower.
Buy the speaker here. Buy the music wherever Bhad Bhabie albums are sold.
Buy the speaker here. Buy the music wherever Bhad Bhabie albums are sold.
15. A pancake maker that helps you cook perfect eggs and pancakes.
Become the professional three Michelin star chef you always knew you could be here.
Become the professional three Michelin star chef you always knew you could be here.
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