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16 Embarrassing Secrets Every 90s Kid Had!

We all did these things, so just admit it!

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You used your own spit to apply those Fruit Stripes Gum wrapper tattoos...And they always always always always came out blurry.

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You confessed actual secrets to strangers in a chat room...IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

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Only years later did you fully understand the placement of the Chrysler Building.

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You actually felt sad when your Tamagotchi pet died.

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You spelled out the naughtiest word you knew on your Lite Brite, with one eye on your bedroom door... Chances are, it was S-E-X.

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You really wanted to know what the slime tasted like.

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You really wanted to sneak into the curtained ''adults only'' section of your local video store...

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Every time you ate a Popsicle, you felt guilty for chewing the stick... SIMMER DOWN.

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You had a lot of thoughts about your Barbie and Ken dolls, and the smoothness of their anatomy... Should mine look like that?

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You ate way more Bubble Tape than you'll ever admit out loud...Was there anyone who actually chewed it for more than two minutes?

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You sometimes feared that maybe you weren't actually the Clarissa of your family. MAYBE YOU WERE THE FERGUSON...Ferg-Face :(

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More than once, you tried to trick your Furby into revealing it was actually alive...AND YOU SWEAR THAT ONE TIME, YOU SAW IT SMILE MENACINGLY.

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You irrationally feared that your tattoo choker would suddenly get too tight and choke you to death...The newspapers would read, Too Fashionable To Live.

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You were legitimately attracted to a cartoon character...They might not be real, but the lust was.

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You went to summer camp each year half-expecting and half-hoping to meet your twin.

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You thought you were probably allergic to bees even though you had no reason to think that.

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You fully expected every pool you swam in to be haunted...STAY IN THE RAFT

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You thought you were safer sniffing a green Mr. Sketch marker than a red or black one.

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