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15 'Would You Rather' Questions That Left People Stumped

One of the most popular drinking games in the book; 'Would you rather?'


We've gone to the dark corner of the web and sourced AskReddit for the greatest 'would you rather' questions the internet has to offer. And folks, they did not disappoint. From sex to food to body parts, we've got some of the toughest choices you're ever going to make, right here, right now.


Before you dive down this rabbit hole, we'll start you off with a practice question. Would you rather read this entire article or every time you poop, you have to poop out LEGO bricks? Yup that's what I thought, enjoy the gallery.

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Would you rather bang the top half of Hulk Hogan on the bottom half of Emma Watson or the top half of Emma on the bottom half of the Hulkster? -rulingniko

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Would you rather have denim skin, or live in a bag of milk? -HorseGirl666

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Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? -HowardBass

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Would you rather have the ability to effortlessly run at 100 mph, or fly at 10 mph? -MyGoodFriendJon

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Would you rather try and dodge a bullet or work in a Verizon call center? -johnnyboomslang

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Would you rather never enjoy music again, or never enjoy food again? -rocketsnail1000

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Would you rather find a person or 1,000 cockroaches in your attic? -Meherman09

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Would you rather fuck a goat & no one knows it happened or everyone thinks you fucked a goat but you didn’t actually fuck it? -bjornoswede

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Would you rather poop a pineapple or pee a grape? -Slothnazi

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Would you rather have a thousand cuts all over your body and jump in a bath of lemon juice, or have a tooth pick under your big toe nail and kick a wall? -IsItItIs

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A massively obese man dies of a heart attack at the top of the tallest slide at the park, just before he's about to go down.

Would you rather carry him down the 5 stories of stairs in the respectful way, or push him down the slide in the convenient way? -cal-nomen-official

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Would you rather have a horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth? -i_hate_buying_light

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Would you rather be fluent in all languages or master of every instrument? -sullymcsulsul

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Would you rather be slightly thirsty no matter how much you drink or slightly tired no matter how much you sleep? -81KZ

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Would you rather give the first 90% of a blowjob, or the last 10%? -jewperman

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