15 Unintentionally Wise Confucius Jokes

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Confucius say… when your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… if woman meet bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… rarely it occurs to teenagers that day will come when they know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… man who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… man who behave like ass will be butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… happiness is not destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… none would get in trouble if they keep mouths shut.