15 Things That Didn't Need To Be Invented

1.

A pepperoni sheath. Perfect for the Italian living in the 19th century,

2.

It’s a gold pacifier and I can guarantee you your money was better spent elsewhere.

3.

This mechanical cookie dunker that, honestly, isn’t such a bad idea afterall.

4.

The mechanical spaghetti fork. Perfect for ruining your favorite white t-shirt.

5.

A ridiculously long allen key.

6.

A single hot dog keeper. one size does not fit all

7.

Whatever the hell this Crocs mascot is.

8.

Fried egg earrings. For brunch and breakfasts only.

9.

A life-sized, full-denim furby costume that, yes, we all could’ve done without.

10.

The perfect tool for making your friends feel like you’re licking them without actually licking them.

11.

The pencil/pen hybrid. .

12.

This chainsaw which, aside from being a good joke, is completely useless.

13.

The ear of corn earring which very obviously has too much going on.

14.

Perfect for the person who has tiny people for hands.

15.

This is great for… what? Squirrels who can’t swim?