15 Signs You Might Need to Call It a Night

1. The damn escalator stopped working.

2. The damn stairs stopped working too.

3. A speed bump is suddenly an almost insurmountable obstacle.

4. You decide you want to know what it feels like to be a dart board- turns out not that bad.

5. When the room starts to spin.

6. The cops tease you with an empty breathalizer.

7. You have the irresistible itch to sexually assault a police officer.

8. ...Or one that isn't even lit!

9. You lost your keys so this seems like the next best thing.

10. You get beat up by a dresser.

11. Or a street sign...

12. ...or the ground.

13. You think you're spiderman.

14. You cant get over how pretty and shiny that camera is.

15. In conclusion, we all can agree on.