15 Pick-up Lines That Are Too Clever

LogCabbin Published 02/05/2015

Pick up lines get real old, real fast. It's time to get weird guys. Take the time, think of something witty, and run with it. Worst that happens is you get ruthlessly rejected, and move on to the next. You can't lose, except if your ego is made of sugar glass. then avoid dating altogether and get over yourself, the time spent will serve you better for sure. But if you want to assist yourself in your quest to be forever alone these Tinder lines will guarantee you are forever alone. If you are really looking to laugh at the worst humanity has to offer, look no further than these zany Tinder pickup lines.

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