15 of the Weirdest Things People Got Stuck Inside Themselves

1.

A guy got a buttplug made out of Lego and duct tape stuck up his ass.

2.

A man thought he bought a sex doll but received a Barbie doll in the mail. He ripped off its arm and shoved it up his penis.

3.

A man had a whole shower head in his rear end with a hose attached to it.

4.

A guy "fell" on a flashlight and it went up his butt.

5.

A lady had a knife inside her vagina. She did it to "get revenge" on her boyfriend.

6.

A man had a giant black dildo shoved up his butt. When they got it out his partner said she wanted it back with a wink.

7.

An older woman once had a potato growing inside her uterus.

8.

A man had a rat inside his rectum. It bit off a part of his colon and he suffered from internal bleeding.

9.

A guy put a light bulb up his ass. It was removed with "great difficulty."

10.

A prisoner once shoved some floss up his penis just so he could get out of his cell.

11.

A woman tried using a pair of tongs to masturbate but they got lodged in her vagina.

12.

A guy for some reason put a ballerina figure from a music box into his urethra.

13.

Some guy's wife shoved a carrot up his ass that they weren't able to remove with surgery.

14.

A guy has a toy lizard up his rectum and claimed he had no idea how it got there.

15.

A woman put Campbell's beef soup in her vagina because her boyfriend liked to eat it from there.