15 Bible Stories That Could Double as Florida Man Headlines
zachnading Published 03/17/2023
The bible is full of bullshit, and let's be real...so is Florida. So we've taken it upon ourselves to collect some of that most insane bible stories that could also double as Florida Man headlines.
You'd be surprised at how many of these work perfectly. You'd be even more shocked to find that at least one of the headlines on this list actually happened in Florida.
Grab some SPF 50, your favorite bathing suit, and get ready for a bible study like no other. The religion of Florida Man is here to stay.
You'd be surprised at how many of these work perfectly. You'd be even more shocked to find that at least one of the headlines on this list actually happened in Florida.
Grab some SPF 50, your favorite bathing suit, and get ready for a bible study like no other. The religion of Florida Man is here to stay.
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Florida man gets wasted and supposedly killed, then wakes up in a cave 3 days later. -JuliaTheInsaneKid
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Florida Man rants outside governor's mansion, claims to have summoned plague of frogs. -Texandria
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Florida man converses with flaming shrub. Now claims ownership over royal slaves. -Wizard_of_Claus
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Florida man claims 'giant flood will destroy earth', builds boat to save all animals; no room for humans. -Wizard_of_Claus
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Florida man says he was swallowed by whale for 3 days and 3 nights, claims to have had 'divine experience' in the stomach. -the_only_rokkatru_jp
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