14 Ways To Know You're Poor

1. You need Mcdonald's to sponsor your gang

2. You hold your very own mardi gras party in your back yard

3. You have to vote improvise your clothes.

4. You make a pool table out of mud

5. The playground is not even safe for your kids to play at

6. You use a paper towel tube as a speaker

7. You can't buy a decent Birthday cake for your kid

8. You can't afford to buy a decent bra

9. You make your very own workout equipment

10. You turn the back of your truck into a swimming pool

11. You use a can Pringles of to repair your car engine

12. You make shoes out of old plastic bottles

13. This is the best you can find for the next winter olympic ski team

14. You make your very own outhouse