14 Uncomfortable Truths to Ruin the Rest of Your Day

1. Not only is sugar bad for your health in general, it is terrible for your teeth. In fact, sugar has a similar degenerative effect on your teeth as meth and crack.

2. Worldwide, there are approximately 444,000 deaths that are a direct cause of preventable medical errors each and every year.

3. Excess stress during pregnancy can lead to the fetus shrinking in the womb.

4. Statistically speaking, you’re most likely to suffer a heart attack on a Monday.

5. The biomass of every any on earth is larger than every human. If they chose to, they could completely take over the world.

6. Eproctophilia is the sexual fetishization of farts. There are people out there who get physically turned on by hearing and or smelling farts.

7. A brain aneurysm can occur at any time with zero warning and cause death in 6 minutes. You could be driving home from work, taking a shower, or reading a book and you will die without getting the chance to say good bye to anyone.

8. As of 2016, it is completely illegal to eat a banana in ANY sort of seductive fashion whilst on camera.

9. Either someone will watch you die, someone will find your dead body, or your body will never be found.

10. Statistically speaking 1 person dies from a drunk driving accident every 50 minutes in the U.S.A.

11. There are people in this world who suffer from a legitimate FEAR of having fun. The condition is known as cherophobia.

12. Worldwide, people kill approximately 1776 animals each and every second.

13. Bacon is f*cking DELICIOUS. However, eating 7 strips of the good stuff a day increases your daily risk of death by 7%.

14. It is well known that hippos are among the deadliest creatures on earth. Not only can they run incredibly fast both on land and in water, they can consume a fully grown adult in one bite.