14 Things You Want Even if You Won't Admit it

1.

Lincoln The Emancipator T-shirt

2.

Aquarium Phone Case With Floating Ducks

3.

A "You Son Of A Bitch" patch

4.

Los Pollos Hermanos Air Freshener

5.

Ever wanted to have a flamethrower? They are legal and cost $1,599.00; no assembly required

6.

Octopus candle holder

7.

A porn novel about the MS Office Paperclip.

8.

Glow in the dark space underwear

9.

Hmmm.

10.

Lego Strip Club

11.

Aww yeah

12.

High quality shark costume

13.

Solar-powered dancing Baby Groot bobble head

14.

A villain's chair

15.

The highly seductive evening leopard suit

16.

Self-cooling solar powered washable shirts