14 Things You Want Even if You Won't Admit it

1. Lincoln The Emancipator T-shirt

2. Aquarium Phone Case With Floating Ducks

3. A "You Son Of A Bitch" patch

4. Los Pollos Hermanos Air Freshener

5. Ever wanted to have a flamethrower? They are legal and cost $1,599.00; no assembly required

6. Octopus candle holder

7. A porn novel about the MS Office Paperclip.

8. Glow in the dark space underwear

9. Hmmm.

10. Lego Strip Club

11. Aww yeah

12. High quality shark costume

13. Solar-powered dancing Baby Groot bobble head

14. A villain's chair

15. The highly seductive evening leopard suit

16. Self-cooling solar powered washable shirts