14 Trashy and Degenerate Gamblers Desperately in Need of a Win

Gambling is cool and glamorous, as long as you’re James Bond. If you’re a fat old lady on oxygen, not so much. But as bad as life can get for a degenerate gambler, all you need is just one big jackpot. So just keep playing those slots… You’re bound to hit one sooner or later. And then everything’s going to change. Really. Just keep going.

These pics of trashy losers playing the odds are less Casino Royale, and more Casino Royale with Cheese. Check them out, and feel thankful you’re not dumb enough to throw your hard-earned money away on the fleeting chance to feel happy… right?