14 Candles For Special Occasions

1. A warm and soothing aroma as you hit rock bottom and realize that bad choices led to this moment.

2. Lighting this candle adds one more flamer to the room, and there's nothing wrong with that.

3. Coffee can solve all your problems, especially between the hours of 11pm and 6am.

4. The Blueberry Bromance candle provides a little extra warmth for this "totally straight" relationship

5. Just 52 more weeks of work and you can try again next year!

6. Lighting our candle sets the perfect mood for a date with her and some other guy.

7. This aroma will remind you that life is full of disappointment, and this rejection letter is a life lesson, free of charge from a college that doesn't want you.

8. We tried to tell Helen Keller that her candle smells nothing like Key Lime Pie, she wouldn't listen.

9. The sweet smell of pound cake in this candle to remind you can start working out at the Rec Center anytime you want-- just not today.

10. Nothing captures the rich parchment of a legal document declaring an end to your failed marriage like this candle.

11. That sweet smell of attempting to stalk someones profile, only to find that you no longer have access to their pictures.

12. This lovely aroma is full of shame and regret, with just a hint of "you should probably go get tested".

13. Somehow she survived another Christmas, but this one is probably her last.

14. Congratulations on the unexpected upcoming eighteen-year financial commitment to raise another human being!