13 Permanent Reminders Of Terrible Tattoos

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Tattoos are a weighty decision. Your body is a canvas, and they're painting with ink. So you'd better hope that you're sold on whatever tattoo you want for the long haul. Because it's going to stay.

Sometimes that works out and you're left with a beautiful tattoo that you can confidently carry with you for the rest of your days. Sometimes that doesn't work out -- sometimes because the artist messed up, sometimes because the client is messed up.

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A failed strongwoman tattoo that looks like it was done with a ballpoint pen.

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A freshly done tattoo with some questionable anatomy.

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A bear claw collar. Because why not?

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Bart Simpson as a... deranged hamster?

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An all-around confusing tattoo that almost looks like it was smudged.

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A cringeworthy homage to every 2010s teenage girl's crush.

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A head tat of his two favorite things: dragonflies and egg toast.

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A brand new tattoo that looks like somebody gave up halfway through.

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A declaration that he is god's gift to women and the anti-christ among fish. A bold statement.

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A tattoo showcasing the importance of spacing and line weight.

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A lion tattoo that looks like an incomplete Animorphs transformation.

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A tattoo showcasing the importance of spelling and punctuation.

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A Triple-X tattoo that somehow managed to avoid having a single X in it.