13 Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That Are Totally Bonkers

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Miley Cyrus is actually dead: According to several anonymous people who probably just went along for the conspiracy ride, Miley’s body was found out in the desert east of L.A. a few years back. A news station called KCAL reported the incident, then retracted it a day later. Conspiracy theorists/internet trolls still maintain that Disney replaced Miley with another actress, gave her tons of plastic surgery and created a new Miley.

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Solange is Beyonce’s child, not her sister: There is a supposed cover up involving Beyonce’s first child. According to theories, Blue Ivy is not Beyonce’s first child, it is in fact Solange who lied about being five years younger than the singer, and is actually a full 14 years younger. This theory has a little bit more legitimacy than the other conspiracies because the revelation reportedly came from Beyonce’s cousin.

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Keanu Reeves: There is a certain fan theory surrounding Reeves that he is immortal. Hilariously there is an entire website dedicated to outing the Matrix star’s secret which suggests that he was once Charlemagne and Paul Monet.

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Bob Marley was killed by the CIA: It is undisputed that Bob Marley died of a malignant melanoma found underneath his toenail but the manner in which he received his illness had conspiracy theorists hopping around. As the theory goes, the US government hated a lot of musicians, especially black soul musicians. After the CIA failed to end Marley’s by shooting, a CIA agent sent Marley’s son a pair of shoes with a copper nail in the boot which infected him with cancer.

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Prince George is the Antichrist: According to conspiracy theorist Mark Dice, the son of Prince William and Kate Middleton is the Antichrist. Dice has stated that the royal family believe they are descended from the lost tribe of Dan from the Bible, this means that because the royals think their blood is more significant, George will become the Antichrist as soon as he is crowned King of England.

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Siri is not the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Siri is not the biological child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, she is actually a ‘moonchild’ – a child that will stop the second coming of Christ and usher in Satan’s apocalyptic reign. Theorists believe that Scientology is actually a Satanic cult and Siri was given to the couple to raise until the time is right.

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George Bush was behind Britney Spears’ insanity: In 2007, Britney Spears went a bit loopy, her divorce to Kevin Federline was finalized, she shaved her head, and had her kids removed in early in 2008. According to conspiracy theorists, her infamous breakdown was orchestrated by the Bush administration that paid her to avert several PR disasters.

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Beyonce never carried a child: Beyonce is seen here, sitting on a couch to do an interview. conspiracy theories erupted due to the apparent appearance of an ‘air stomach’. People have suggested that Beyonce is not the real mother of Blue Ivy because no one ever saw her enter or leave the hospital and she had her bootylicious body back very quickly after Blue Ivy came on the scene. People suggest that Blue Ivy may have been Jay-Z’s lovechild.

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Nicholas Cage is a vampire: When the photo on the right was discovered, Cage was outed as a bloodsucker that has been alive since the American Civil War era. Other evidence ‘proving’ he is Dracula’s descendant includes his love of old New Orleans where he has purchased several haunted homes.

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North West is…also the Antichrist: This one might actually have merit. The child of the man that claims he is a god and the woman who shot to fame after starring in a porn video with Ray J, has to be the ultimate Antichrist candidate but the devil would also know that, which makes it too obvious and as such, it must be untrue.

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Michael Jackson was chemically castrated as a child: This is according to French doctor Alain Branchereau. The doctor stated that M.J. was given a wonder drug for his out of control acne he had as a child which cleared up the facial problem but prevented him going through puberty which is also why he kept his soft voice and never developed body hair.

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Lorde is ancient: Lorde is looking pretty good for being 45. The singer is seen by many as being far too mature for a 17-year-old girl, some fans believe she is much older than what she portrays and many have said that they believe she could be as old as 45.

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Kanye stealing the mic from Taylor Swift was all for show: MTV loves to manufacture controversy in order to boost ratings, and the moment that Kanye went full Yeezus on Taylor Swift with his “Beyonce had the best video of all time” rant was no different according to theorists who claim that this moment was completely fabricated.