12 Times Alcohol Made Life Better

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When it helped you celebrate Christmas without the hassle of cleaning up pine needles.

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When it helped protect you from the sun's harmful rays.

3.

When it helped you land the guy/girl of your dreams.

4.

That time it helped you get over your fear of public speaking.

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When it helped you realize how important the truth can be.

6.

When it helped convince you that working out was overrated.

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When it made your food taste oh so much better.

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When it helped you determine who your real friends were.

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When it helped you sleep through the roughest of nights.

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When it gave you the extra confidence you need to talk to attractive members of the opposite sex.

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When it drastically increased your level of knowledge on any given subject.

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When it made another day of work THAT much easier.