12 Kids Who Are Slightly Unreasonable

1. "I wouldn't let her stick a plastic straw in her sister's ears."

2. "I made him wear buttons."

3. "Wanted a cinnamon roll. Got a PBJ instead."

4. "I wouldn't let her put her toys in a milk-filled cereal bowl."

5. "I celebrated their ancestry w/ fun St. Patrick's day mustaches."

6. "I wouldn't give him the hot wire rack from the toaster oven."

7. "I wouldn't "turn down the noise" in the restaurant (i.e. other customers talking) while she watched Frozen."

8. "I wouldn't let her listen to Linkin Park's 'Bleed it Out.'"

9. "She wanted her ponytails 'rolled' (????)."

10. "I interrupted a lunchtime snack of fresh dog poop."

11. "I took away the darts I found her playing with."

12. "We wouldn't let her smash the cake until after we sang happy birthday."