TSA's Instagram Shows Some F*cked Up Confiscations

1. Someone in San Diego thought throwing knives would make a good in-flight companion.

2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was shooting in Atlanta and decided to carry-on their crusty friend.

3. This bad bitch decided to bring her gun and bullet heels through the scanner. What a dummy.

4. This Walking Dead replica is not permitted on most flights . . .

5. KNIFE BELT MOTHER FUCKER!

6. "Um sir actually, it's for my live action role playing adventure later . . ." **loudly slurps Mountain Dew. **

7. "Just going to see my friends in ISIS that live in Napa, what's the problem?!"

8. If you're looking for the perfect gift, why not give a five-bladed flogger to your loved ones. Grandma's birthday is right around the corner!

9. The TSA has confirmed it: PIE CAN FLY! This is good to know for the future.

10. It's all fun and games and cats until someone loses a goddamn eye.

11. "Don't tread on my stabbing bro."

12. Whether your scavaging the post-apocalyptic wasteland or spending a quite sex-dungeon night in with your slave, don't forget this mask.