11 Things You Need To Let Strangers Know You Spend Too Much Time Online

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Don't get caught in the bathroom without a phone rest ever again. We all spend hours scrolling memes on the toilet so why not do it the right way.

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We know it's corny to wear streetwear but this hat is memewear. Trigger Supreme stans while blocking out the sun at the same time.

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It's way past time you bought yourself a portable phone charger. This way you can look at memes for 12 straight hours without losing a charge.

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With these tampon flasks, you'll never be without a little extra booze this summer. If anyone asks just say they're your girlfriend's.

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You can't call yourself a meme-lord if you don't eat the booty. This kindle book will give you all the tips you need to take your dive into the unknown.

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The beer gut fanny pack is the best gag gift of this lot. Holds your stuff and also makes you look like a fat drunk.

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Fish Beach and Pool slippers will make your meme look complete. Wear them to the beach, on the boat or at your cousin's wedding!

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Halloween is right around the corner but that's just an excuse because you're going to wear this all the time. It just makes mowing the lawn that much for interesting, for you and your neighbours.

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This one is for the real nerds. A Thanos Infinity Guanlet glove that is garunteed to turn every woman in a 5 miles radius to dust.

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You know we had to do it to ya. If you have kids why not get a kid leash, like, it's hilarious and you get to finally be THAT parent.

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Last but not least, the Guy Fieri Flame shirt is essential to any meme look. It might be fun to wear but if you save this and give it to your grandkids, I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

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