11 Items That Will Get You Through the End of Times

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Just because you're family has all been killed by a horrible plague doesn't mean you can't sleep well at night, with this sleeping bag you'll be cozy as a bug in a rug. The Kelty Cosmic 20 degree sleeping bag is available here.

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Almost as important as a sleeping bag is a sleeping pad, so don't forget one. You can get a decent one here.

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Emergency rations bar may be the last meal you ever eat. Buy some here.

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A knife. No matter what your post-apocalyptic politics will be, everyone can appreciate the form and function of a knife. There's a good one here.

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If you're hungry in the woods there's only one place to go. Nothing says "America has run out of food supplies" like eating a wild mushroom. Figure out how to spot delicacies such as "chicken of the woods" in this useful guide.

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A wine skin. Drink the existential dread of the world's end away in style with this classy wine skin.

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You'll want to tune in to the last broadcasts of all your favorite radio stations. A hand-cranked radio will keep you going in the end of days. Available here.

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Get a boo boo running from a consuming swarm of locusts? Clean it up with the first aid you can buy here.

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Zombies are afraid of fires in this version of the apocalypse. So you'll probably want to build one. Get some fire starters here.

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You'll need somewhere to grill those fine steaks you make from whatever animals are left. Check out this nifty stove here.

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You like not dying of dehydration, right? Don't get Giardia from the Earth's last remaining water supplies with this handy filter. Available here.