10 Things You Should Never Post on Facebook

1. The Overly Detailed Post About Your Latest Trip To The Doctor

2. The Post That Would Make Your 9th Grade English Teacher Dry Heave

3. If You Feel The Need To Preface A Statement With This, We Both Know You're Being A Jerk

4. The Unsolicited And Unwanted Parenting Advice

5. The Insane Political Rant

6. The Melodramatic Plea For Attention

7. The Simple Statement With Unnecessary Laughter At The End

8. The Spoiler

9. The Post Making Fun Of Facebook ON FACEBOOK

10. The Break Up Post With Details That Are WAY Too Personal