10 Things You Did In College That Would Horrify You Now

1. Stealing someone's pet while blackout drunk.

2. Having to be THIS resourceful.

3. Valiantly attempting to drink the entire bar, and failing miserably.

4. Survive purely on ramen and incredibly cheap beer.

5. Considering this your greatest talent.

6. Struggling with the most basic tasks.

7. Not worrying about the passed-out-shirtless-dude-on-the-bathroom-floor's well-being.

8. Feeling this stressed.

9. Being this kind of asshole

10. Playing Jenga with all your trash.