10 Most Valuable (Non-Essential) Body Parts You Can Sell On The Black Market To Recoup Your Bitcoin Losses

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Kidneys - $200,000. 75% of Black Market organ trade involves the sale of a kidney due to diabetes, high blood pressure and heart problems. It’s worth noting that these are much cheaper ($15,000-$60,000) in China and India.

2.

Bone Marrow - $23,000 per gram. Easily the most valuable part of your body that you can live without. While it's totally legal to donate bone marrow, it is illegal to sell.

3.

Small Intestine - $2,519. Technically you can live without your small intestine, but because it's responsible for absorbing nutrients from your foot, you'll have to get those nutrients via an IV the rest of your life.

4.

Pair of Eyeballs - $1,525. At least you'll never have to see another crypto crash, right?

5.

Gallblader - $1,129. You don't need this.

6.

Scalp - $607. It's not going to pay your mortgage, but maybe you'll be able to get the family car fixed.

7.

Spleen - $508. This one sucks too. Get rid of it.

8.

Hand and Forearm - $385. Just make sure it's not your jacking hand.

9.

Blood - $337 per pint. You have to wait 56 days between blood donations, so you better get going sooner than later.

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Skin - $10 per square inch. No word on if they'll still pay that much for skin with Smash Mouth tattoos.