The horniest time of the style year is finally upon us. No, we’re not talking about the insufferable-influencer-orgy that is New York Fashion Week, we’re talking about sundress season, the official three-month-long holiday for people who want to hike their clothing and bone in bathrooms.


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Yet earlier this week, Twitter user @acheronix had a bold inquiry surrounding the gender-specifics of this long-running tradition –how can men get in on the fun if they don’t feel like wearing a mini-dress?


“What is the male equivalent of a sundress?” they asked in their post. “Does it exist?”



The answer to this question, it seems, is a resounding yes. In the three days since @acheronix’s post hit the site, fashionistas and shitposters alike took to the comments to prove that hot men’s fashion summer is absolutely still on, sharing several examples of some of the steamy fits dudes can sport to beat the sweltering heat.


Alongside the ubiquitous red Hawaiian t-shirt, a summertime staple modeled by Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona and Quagmire from Family Guy as well as the iconic Zelda tee and cargo shorts combo, the one popularized by your local GameStop cashier, others began digging through the zeitgeist to find their summer style icons.




Spanning from Adam Sandler’s signature oversized tees and basketball shorts to the overalls of cartoon/old school train conductors and MySpace emo boys, the list was truly exhaustive, proving that there are several ways to partake in sundress season, well, minus the sundresses.





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