Cardi B recently put her WAP on CD — literally — giving a few lucky fans who ordered a disc version of “Bongos,” her upcoming single with Megan Thee Stallion, a whole lot more than they bargained for during a recent Instagram Live.


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“Here, y'all want scratch and sniff?” the “Bodak Yellow” artist said, rubbing signed copies of the single on her chest and her punani Dasani. “Y'all want scratch and sniff videos, bitch? I’m gonna assign scratch and sniff videos, bitch.”


And assign she did. “This one smell like titties, this one smells like puss, this one smells like asscheek,” the rapper continued, rubbing several discs all over her body and giving a few an extra lick before sending them off.



Though it’s unclear whether the CDs in question went in dry and came out soggy, we only hope Cardi B hit those extra special copies with one hell of a markup. As a wise woman once said, “Broke boys don't deserve no p—y,” we know that’s right.