Apparently, being named one of the “Hottest Libertarians of 2024” by some random website doesn’t save you from making embarrassing first date blunders, though it does mean said blunders come with a potentially lethal twist thanks to your insistence on staying strapped.


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Bx, a Twitter libertarian and “independent investigator,” recently tweeted about a first date she went on that almost ended in disaster. Or as she wrote, “Last night I was on a first date and at the end of the night he opened my car door for me and my holstered gun fell out of my new purse and hit the road and my Shield Arms mag exploded and sent 9mm ammo flying everywhere, and then we spent the next 15 minutes trying to find all the ammo and the mag spring. Am I getting a second date?”


She added, “Please no judge on the purse carry, I normally carry appendix but I was wearing a dress. Actually, judge me idgaf.” Concerningly, she claims to be a firearms instructor.



Some simps gently ribbed her for dropping a literal gun, joking that she should go to a gun-safety class for her second date, but most were quick to reassure her that it was fine and that “any carry is better than none.”



Many, including Bx herself, were shocked at how the gun fell apart, with Bx telling her followers that she and her date got into her car to examine the gun and try to understand what happened. She explained, “The mag didn’t come out of the gun, there is a mark from where the base plate hit the asphalt right on the pin. I think it just hit at the perfect angle.”


How reassuring!


No word from Bx on whether or not her date is up for round two, although some followers argued that if he was willing to stick around and try to investigate what happened rather than run away as soon as a gun fell out her purse, he’s probably interested in a second date. There’s someone for everyone, I guess!