The only thing more offensive than nuclear weapons that killed hundreds of thousands of Japanese people? Florence Pugh’s tits, according to one anti-Porn TikToker.


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Jourdan, a.k.a. @thatsanaddiction, recently got candid about the extraordinary measures that she and her husband took to prevent him (and only him) from watching the strategically un-sexy sex scenes in Oppenheimer, a fully-fleshed out “game plan” requiring more than quite a bit of coordination and awkward eye-aversion.



“We prepared ourselves. I didn't know when the scene was going to happen and I also didn't understand how the scene was happening,” she explained in the video, noting that she researches everything that she and her husband, who is 10 months “sober” from watching porn, view together.


After having several discussions surrounding the intense emotions that could arise from the oh-so-shocking sight of Cillian Murphy's bare chest  — “We talk about things, like ‘What if you get triggered? What if I'd get triggered?'" she recalled — they devised a strategy to prevent her spouse from getting bricked up during the year’s most depressing film.


“Essentially what we did was when the scene came up, when things were happening, he literally closed his eyes and laid his head on my shoulder,” she said, noting her surprise that the intimate moments were interspersed throughout the film.


While some may dub this approach to be extreme — “Decades of the most chaste sexless blockbusters and then we get 5 seconds of boobs in Oppenheimer and people lose their fucking minds,” observed Twitter user @GroovyAlexJ — we’re glad Jourdan and her hubby were able to stay pure amid the horny debauchery that is Oppenheimer.


As we all know, nothing is quite as arousing as a deadly weapon that could possibly drive humanity to extinction!