The police are, on paper, supposed to be there to protect and serve the public.


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As we all know, they don’t actually do this too well in practice. Instead, they’re too busy filming OnlyFans videos, traumatizing kids, using steroids, pepper-spraying themselves, planting evidence, crashing their cars into local businesses, and, of course, killing innocent people and laughing about it.


Plus, when they actually get a chance to catch a perp, they can’t even run after them properly — I guess the real thin blue line is varicose veins!


But let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe things are just so bad that there need to be more cops. The cops we have now are stretched thin. Instead, we should be poring every city’s budget into the police department until there’s a cop on every corner, public libraries be damned.


New York is currently trying just that. Let’s see how it’s going!



In this video, one can see two cops fucking around on their phones. I don’t know what they’re doing, but one can only assume that it’s watching TikToks, playing Candy Crush or some cursed combination of the two. While they do this, an assault happens within walking distance.


“Homegirl’s getting her ass beat in the park while the cops [are] literally…,” the woman starts before showing the police just chillin’ on their phones.


Good work, NYPD! $5.83 billion well spent!