A common meme in the vegan community is how often they’re asked, “How do you get your protein?” Well, now we have an answer: cat food.
Earlier this month, an X/Twitter user caused discussion and, honestly, disgust after saying that they discovered a brand of paté cat food that had zero meat content. Rather than just see this as a curiosity, the user decided to do the unthinkable: eat it.
I found a brand of paté cat food that has so much filler in it that it actually counts as vegan due to its low meat content so I'm trying it out pic.twitter.com/DpFlMIlBOi
— heɪz(ə)l (@cisgenderhaver) April 30, 2024
Of course, this reminded many of the greentext posts that used to occasionally float around 4chan of people doing, or consider doing, the same thing.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME https://t.co/YRGUDSn5uz pic.twitter.com/BU2SjL092P
— Make Metal Gear Ac!d 3, you cowards (@Rufus2k2) May 7, 2024
https://t.co/wXwm84ZQML pic.twitter.com/ivWJqlH59Q
— Patrick (@audiohymn) May 6, 2024
However, this X/Twitter user took it to the next level by actually consuming the product — so delightfully, in fact, that they now claim it’s become part of their everyday diet.
not to be charlie kelly really quick here but ive been eating this regularly (about 12oz a day) and i almost always fall asleep right after i finish eating it https://t.co/Zo5L3paiqY
— heɪz(ə)l (@cisgenderhaver) May 6, 2024
Seeing this, users expressed understandable disgust. That said, OP seems to really enjoy the stuff, writing in one post that they “kinda like it.” When further users countered that, dear God, there’s *surely* some better vegan food out there, OP retorted that there were none that were as calorically dense, and that other cooking options were too much work.
https://t.co/1fw00qp6YM pic.twitter.com/sStr83Ioe3
— California Zephyr Train 6 (@alexadams385) May 6, 2024
Users still weren’t having it. For some reason, they suggested a) not eating cat food, and b) going to a doctor, psychologist — really, *anyone* who will tell them to stop doing this.
You can absolutely get taurine poisoning - and also if you have an eating disorder, go to a doctor. I know its not that simple, trying to regulate youre ability to take in food but this is not good for you. Just because you can eat it doesnt mean regular consumption is healthy https://t.co/RHqA8bWErf
— crunchy raccoon (@pb_and_jaybird) May 6, 2024
Please go see a dietician if you have insurance lol https://t.co/CAOJfN5xCR
— Hannah (@Spanish_Techno) May 7, 2024
In case you were wondering, it’s not a good idea to consistently eat cat food. As noted by Catster, “In America, all pet foods are subject to oversight by the Food and Drug Administration. However, these standards are not the same ones imposed on food made for humans. Because of that, if you get sick eating pet food, you may not have many options for legal recourse.
“While it doesn’t pose any severe health risks when consumed in small amounts, long-term consumption can lead to deficiencies and health issues you’d be better off avoiding,” the article concludes.
If you’re vegan and really worried about protein intake, for God’s sake, just buy some vegan protein powder. At the very least, it will stop the questions about why there’s so much cat food around your house when you don’t have a cat.
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