The rise of the McMansion has led to some weird design choices. As Kate Wagner has documented in her blog McMansion Hell, the need to go bigger (and cheaper) has led to plastic-clad homes with unnecessary columns, bizarre mishmashes of architectural styles, and lots and lots of awkwardly-placed hot tubs.
One of the more strange aspects of this phenomenon is the proliferation of foyer landings that can’t be accessed. It’s a little difficult to explain, so I’ll let this post from a real estate dude complaining about it do all the talking:
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
— Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist (@RealEstateMaxi) January 16, 2024
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there? pic.twitter.com/YCoCwF11LN
See? What the hell are you supposed to use this thing for? Well, X/Twitter users had some ideas.
To start, some went militaristic:
This is the perfect setup for a forward mounted machine gun nest. You command the entire front lawn in this position https://t.co/c17nlungMS
— Shotgun seed sower (@ArmyStrang) January 17, 2024
Others saw it as the ideal location for a retail destination:
too late https://t.co/5WeR9viU4N pic.twitter.com/dyxnrnhXBE
— dr. cumuncher (@cumuncher) January 18, 2024
perfect location for a chili’s https://t.co/lkWFui3RX7 pic.twitter.com/U96S0mOVkU
— stoolie memes (@StoolieMemes) January 18, 2024
Naturally, the conversation also moved to video games…
bro where tf is that last red ring https://t.co/ZIhVSmssid pic.twitter.com/aMKWj1FA2c
— omarice. (@OmaaRiice) January 18, 2024
…and K-Pop:
just realized this makes a good staging area to make your guests feel special https://t.co/sG41rFZ4VC pic.twitter.com/OD2ZYyGvAa
— I GOT YOU ♀️ | futchess muscle tee tzuyu (REAL) (@tzuwieee25) January 19, 2024
A few more people got abstract with it:
something like this could be cool https://t.co/fH7S8ymHrF pic.twitter.com/zU3qByHiUm
— Jay Tholen (@jaytholen) January 18, 2024
And finally, one user said the space is the perfect perch to call out the homeowner for their terrible taste:
Statler: Oh look, a prospective buyer!
— staid (@staidindoors) January 18, 2024
Waldorf: More like a prospective regretter! If these walls could talk they would plead the fifth! Do-ho-ho-ho! https://t.co/X7YO5uxiDO pic.twitter.com/21iJCQRgIl
The point is: You can’t let this space go unused. I say throw a popcorn machine up there and a couple bean bags to have one of the world’s most inconvenient hangout spots. Just don’t let anybody fall off the side.
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