Britney Spears found herself In the (Single) Zone this past weekend, celebrating her recent split from husband Sam Asghari the way we all should — enjoying a steamy soiree with a bunch of hot dudes.
On Sunday, the “Toxic” songstress got candid about how she had been acclimating to her newly-single status, sharing a clip depicting her getting her leg licked and lifted in the air by several attractive, shirtless gentlemen.
“When you go to meet up with a so-called ‘friend’ and drive an hour for chicken !!! “Then you have to wait in the car and need to use the bathroom,” Spears began her post detailing her crazy night out
Unfortunately, their meetup wasn’t all Crossroads-esque road trip fun, the singer sharing that the paparazzi served as an unwelcome guest on their carefree escapade.
“I knew paps were tipped off because the car I was in was never used before … so how I was I followed ???” she continued. Fortunately, she didn’t let this setback stop her.
“So what does a ***** like me do !!??! I put my green dress on and show up at my friends !!! I invited my fav boys over and PLAYED ALL NIGHT !!!” she concluded.
However, the party didn’t stop on Saturday night. On Sunday, Spears proved that the best revenge dress is no dress at all, stripping down topless in a clip shared to her Instagram page. Set to the tune of Annie Lennox’s “I Put A Spell On You,” the songstress writhed around in bed wearing nothing but a pair of knee-high boots, partaking in the most common Sunday pastime in all of human history.
Britney Spears: The perfector of the post-breakup thirst trap.
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