We thought Scientology was supposed to fix this, but I guess we were mistaken. Action star, actor, and ex-husband, Tom Cruise is still seeking attention any way he can get it. This time by name-dropping two of his movies while literally falling from the sky. We get it, you do your own stunts.


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It's not hard to see how intolerable and insecure this guy was. Hindsight is 20/20, but good for Nicole Kidman. She got out. This meme also makes so much sense now.



Sure I'll admit, the 1988 version of me would probably think this video is super cool and badass. But that was before he turned into this dude.



And went all in on Scientology. 



Suffice it to say, Tom's midlife crisis is turning into his entire personality. Also I'm genuinely curious... How many Mission: Impossible films are there now? Are fans really flocking to theaters to watch this stuff? I'm sorry, but the novelty of Cruise doing his own stunts wore off at the turn of the millennium. But hey, "Have a happy holidays!" from this insufferable celebrity falling from the sky.