Today’s Adults Are Such Babies They’re Using Pacifiers for Stress Relief

You need a bottle, too?

By Braden Bjella

Published 1 week ago in Facepalm

There’s a growing trend around the world of adults — grown-ups just like you and me — turning to pacifiers for comfort.


Before you ask, no, this isn’t a rave, club kid thing; these are everyday people who are stressed out and decide that, rather than try to figure out a legitimate solution to their problems, they’re going to suck on something designed for literal infants.


In China, these things have gotten so popular that people are paying upwards of $70 for nicer ones. Elsewhere, people have just taken to buying the ones designed for babies — and apparently ruining their teeth in the process.


If you’re feeling overwhelmed, I’m going to go ahead and suggest that the best solution isn’t sucking on a children’s toy. But maybe that’s just me!

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