This Woman Is On a Mission to F– Every Roller Coaster in North America

One thirsty theme park attendee allegedly took the concept of riding roller coasters a little too literally, sparking backlash after admitting to enjoying a few uncomfortably thrilling thrill rides on a private Twitter account.

By Carly Tennes

Published 2 years ago in Funny


One thirsty theme park attendee allegedly took the concept of riding roller coasters a little too literally, sparking backlash after admitting to enjoying a few uncomfortably thrilling thrill rides on a private Twitter account.


Theme park aficionado @_ridetheedge headed to Twitter with a stark word of warning for fans of thrill rides, informing them of Ripley Ann Hendrikson — a.k.a. @Ms_screamqueen — a roller coaster fetishist with quite the penchant for hooking up with coasters, a kink that reportedly landed her a ban from Six Flags New England.



“So I don't usually do callout posts, but I feel the need to warn ya’ll of someone who I believe is a dangerous and unstable person,” they began their post, which quickly went viral on Thursday. “This person has been known to sneak into restricted areas around coasters and do....things of a sexual nature to them.”


Though @_ridetheedge noted that they had not personally caught Hendrikson in the act, they had read all about her high-speed exploits on her private Twitter account.



Beyond regularly updating her ever-growing list of RCILFs (roller coasters I’d like to fuck), she appeared to have the hots for Wicked Cyclone, a steel hybrid coaster stationed at the Agawam, Massachusetts theme park.




“I came so many times, Wicy you are incredible,” she allegedly wrote in screenshots dating back to mid-August. Though she admitted that a fellow rider “caught me moaning” — “LMFAO their reaction,” she said of a non-consenting party discovering she had gotten off — Hendrikson still apparently thought she was slick.


“Little do they know I’m dominating the coaster we r riding w/ my pussy,” she added.



This experience was apparently so orgasmic that she decided to head back to the park the following day for a few more rounds.


“Wicy, you’re amazing. That was good,, better than any sex I’ve had w anyone else,” she gushed before detailing “grinding” her “bare p—y” on the probably very unsanitary ride seats.


Though it appears Hendrikson has renamed her account in light of this backlash, @_ridetheedge still expressed concern that she would keep getting it on with these hunks … of metal.


“She's being indecent in public w this shit and she risks exposing herself to unconsenting adults and children,” @_ridetheedge continued.


While some used this thread as a way of attempting to shoot their shot — “I'm a rollercoaster,” replied @kajstrife— others began fearing for the sanctity of their favorite rides, specifically one wet Disney World staple.


“Splash mountain is asking for it,” wrote @codyaspen.

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