The question of whether porn addiction is a real addiction or not isn’t a settled science. A 2019 paper in the Journal of Clinical Medicine cited several factors for why scientists haven’t been able to profile potential sufferers easily, including the issue of sample bias and the fact that the addiction to pornography may just be a symptom of a larger sex addiction.


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All of which is to say, there’s a guy on Twitter who is undoubtedly, categorically, 100 percent addicted to pornography, and the dude needs help — or maybe a job. The man in question posted a list ranking his top 370 favorite adult stars, which is genuinely concerning. Who can name that many celebrities, let alone adult stars, let alone rank them in order of one’s personal preferences?


For those interested, his Top Five is made up of Mia Malkova, Lana Rhoades, Abella Danger, Nikki Benz and Angela White. We don’t know who his least favorite star is, because his screenshots cut off at 360, so his 360th favorite star is Harmony Wonder. Hopefully she isn’t too hurt by this revelation.



Fellow tweeters were alarmed by this man’s obsession with pornography and commitment to ranking women, with one person sharing OP’s display picture with the caption, “The face of unemployment.” OP responded that he has a career, to which someone else responded that no, what he has is an addiction.



The OP seems to be enjoying his 15 minutes of internet fame, which has included responses from at least one of the women included in his list — number 96, Karmen Karma, who quote tweeted the list and wrote, “96… I’ll take it.”



A user pointed out that Jenna Haze was missing from the list and tagged her, which prompted a response that read, “‍♀️ whilst I may have been the highest awarded adult star of all time at one point, I suppose I’m not everyone’s cup of tea.” Clearly desperate to not upset someone who was once the highest awarded adult star of all time, OP replied to let her know that he’s working on another list, and she’ll likely be pleased with the results: “I am currently working on a top 20 pornstar list of all time and I can tell you that you are in the top 3 for sure.”


Someone in this man’s life needs to stage an intervention and convince him to stop making lists of porn stars. Find a different hobby — literally any other hobby would be less embarrassing than this.