Pandas are too pure for this world. While they share the big, burly appearance of their grizzly brethren, they’ve instead opted to spend their lives chomping down on bamboo. In fact, it’s hard for pretty much anything else to get their attention — we can’t even get them to mate! Volcel kings, if you ask me.
So if they’re not banging, and they’re not hunting, how do they spend their time? Just fuckin’ chilling, man.
Bamboo Party
— Wolf of X (@tradingMaxiSL) March 19, 2024
Chinapandafanlily pic.twitter.com/v0VtIUnqx9
In this video, four pandas can be seen sitting around a table. They don’t have a care in the world: Just eat bamboo and soak in the beauty of a warm day. It’s admirable, really.
Of course, many X/Twitter users were quick to see themselves in this fine panda array. If only we could be so chill.
my dumbass n my friends tellin eachother "exactlyyyy" https://t.co/eAnRFeTkZo
— john? (@johyawnn) March 28, 2024
Panda Charlotte: This red panda I'm seeing keeps getting bamboo in the bed
— xtian (@AOWTOUDOUZAT) March 28, 2024
Panda Miranda: I can't even find a panda to eat bamboo with
Panda Samantha: I love a big hard bamboo if you know what I'm talking about
Panda Carrie: Big is moving to Paris
pic.twitter.com/MB00HMwyFc
Me and the girls enjoying the unlimited breadsticks when the waitress walks over and asks how everything’s going https://t.co/23addpkh7l
— Please silence your cell phones. (@DaddCat) March 28, 2024
We can all learn a thing or two from the humble panda: Sometimes, you just need to log off and enjoy some bamboo with the boys.
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